last clean shirt

written by grant michaelson & evan young

seven eighteen, dryer still runs luna yelling bout a dinosaur keys were here beside the bowl now they have apparently gone to war one shoe under the kitchen table one shoe god knows where evan says his charger vanished while it is hanging from his hand

sock on the ceiling fan pop tart in somebodys coat zach's sitting on the other shoe and megan's eating toast

last clean shirt get your hands off it last clean shirt i mean it, evan it survived the dryer it fits me right put that thing down we are already late

it looked better on me anyway thats just honest, not a crime i was literally holding my keys like, two seconds at a time your keys are in the refrigerator next to last nights mustard jar why are your keys in the refrigerator why are you asking me like im in charge

toothbrush in his back pocket alarm screaming from the couch salem has checked the stove three times nobody cooked in this house

last clean shirt get your hands off it last clean shirt i mean it, evan it survived the dryer it fits me right put that thing down we are already late

missing: keys. shoe. lunchbox. phone. i got my phone. that is my phone. charger. dignity. left sock. where is my shirt? define your. enough last clean shirt

he is wearing it. he is standing there wearing the shirt while asking where the shirt is. oh. take it off. we do not have time for that.

last clean shirt get your hands off it last clean shirt i mean it, evan keys in the fridge shoe by the dog get in the car before i lose my mind last clean shirt get your hands off it last clean shirt dont make me ask again

dryer buzzes door slams shut wait who has the keys?