wrong exit

written by evan young, nova reeves

shows done, shirts wet, amps in the back twenty minute drive and a busted ass map i missed route 14 cause grant threw fries at evans head and the gps died in two hundred feet i know where im going! took the ramp too hard, chips hit the floor bag slides left, then slides some more wet clothes, old grease, hot cable stink something under the seat smells fucking pink salem goes, hey, that sign says big fiberglass muffler man, no head

recalculating the exit wasnt there! youre fighting a lady in a box she started it!

wrong exit keep going missed it fuck it left, left, left no, other left wrong exit keep going

toll road gate and nobodys got cash gas light on, dashboard blinking like trash closed gas station, one dead moth smacking the window at a kwik e mart i said shortcut, i know this town grant starts clapping to the blinker sound one lane ends with a barrel parade we almost got back, then i took the frontage way deer in the median, judging the van eyes like, damn, thats your whole plan somebodys asleep through all this shit sauce cup rolls forward, spills in a pit

make a legal u turn absolutely not that was the funniest thing youve ever said shut up, i can see the hotel thats a water tower

rerouting rerouting rerouting rerouting make a legal u turn absolutely not make a legal u turn i said absolutely not

wrong exit keep going too late fuck it left, left, left no, other left wrong exit keep going wrong exit keep going wrong exit keep going

you have arrived this is a fucking cornfield